Ce qu'on aimerait bien faire (sans passer à l'acte)
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Chanter très fort à vélo
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Se moucher sans mouchoir
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Se mettre tout nu dans la rue
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Hurler pendant une réunion
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Bousculer violemment quelqu'un
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Faire un dessin obscène
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Mettre une claque à celui qui vous parle
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Manger un truc très sale trouvé par terre
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Tuer son animal de compagnie
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Renverser son café sur ses draps
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Mettre ses doigts dans la prise
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Piquer la nourriture dans l'assiette du voisin de table, au restaurant
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S'enfoncer un couteau dans le ventre
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Croquer dans du savon
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Donner un coup de pied à un chien
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S'allonger n'importe où et dormir
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Se couper les doigts après les carottes
ha ha !
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